Boxer, on encountering snow for the first time.
Wait.
This is not right.
Are you sure we should go out there?
Really? Mom? Mom? Really?
NOT RIGHT.
*sticks snow in shrubbery*
*snow falls on nose*
*licks nose*
*cautious advance out from under porch*
Mom, you’re sure, right?
Hey! Everything smells DIFFERENT! Mom, we need to smell EVERYTHING. RIGHT NOW!